flying
by old_age
I don’t really like flying. And I may never fly again after my last experience.
We had taken off on a Los Angeles to New York flight and reached a cruising altitude when the Captain comes over the loudspeaker.
“Good morning. This is your Captain. We are at a cruising altitude of 34,000 feet and are on schedule to reach New York on time. The weather in New York is clear and pleasant, and the flight looks to be smooth and clear except for maybe, OH MY GOD!!!”
Several people got nervous and others, like me, outright panicked. I’m clinching the armrests so hard, my hands turn white, then red! The guy next to me remained calm and suggested I settle down – but WTF man!
After what seemed like an eternity, the Captain comes back on the public address system.
“Ladies and Gentlemen”, he starts. “I’m sorry about what happened, but a flight attendant spilled scalding, hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants.”
I screamed, “YOU OUGHT TO SEE THE BACK OF MINE!!!”
We had taken off on a Los Angeles to New York flight and reached a cruising altitude when the Captain comes over the loudspeaker.
“Good morning. This is your Captain. We are at a cruising altitude of 34,000 feet and are on schedule to reach New York on time. The weather in New York is clear and pleasant, and the flight looks to be smooth and clear except for maybe, OH MY GOD!!!”
Several people got nervous and others, like me, outright panicked. I’m clinching the armrests so hard, my hands turn white, then red! The guy next to me remained calm and suggested I settle down – but WTF man!
After what seemed like an eternity, the Captain comes back on the public address system.
“Ladies and Gentlemen”, he starts. “I’m sorry about what happened, but a flight attendant spilled scalding, hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants.”
I screamed, “YOU OUGHT TO SEE THE BACK OF MINE!!!”
good hunting to all, except when hunting me , then best look behind you cause that's where i'll be
No doubt